Pinned toot is now on the latest version of Ubuntu. please alert the admins if anything seems broken. The only known issue is our IRC bridge to tildeverse is broken; that will be repaired within a day or so.

Crap it! we should rewrite my joke bot in scheme so it can think about programmers haircuts

Now serving: Straight, thick noodles in rich fish broth with narutomaki and spring onions. Served with cucumber salad.

Fediverse forecast for today, Wednesday 22 January 2020: casual, with steady Microsoft takeover

toxic_wolf.flac jacked the holobot into the VR gadget

The interbook hummed in split_fuck.flac's hand

vantaradio, the fediverse's #1 pirate radio station, is now live! listen now at

Now serving: Ramen in grilled soy sauce and Rishiri kelp broth with white onions, karashi takana, bean sprouts and sweet corn, sprinkled with sesame oil.

Fediverse forecast for today, Tuesday 21 January 2020: salty, with 55% chance of frequent lewd on main

Now serving: Flat, thin noodles in light spicy miso broth with squid, grated garlic and sweet corn, sprinkled with chili sauce. Served with gyoza.

Fediverse forecast for today, Monday 20 January 2020: artistic, with heavy hardware failures at Scaleway starting around noon

Now serving: Flat, thin noodles in light salt and soy sauce broth with dried mushrooms. Served with edamame tossed in sea salt.

Fediverse forecast for today, Sunday 19 January 2020: helpful, with unwarned uspol

Now serving: Flat, thin noodles in light pork bone broth with negi and sweet corn.

Fediverse forecast for today, Saturday 18 January 2020: salty, with unwarned uspol

are fake flowers a kind of sterile beauty - seen at a place, in Singapore, that could be called a modern take on a tea-house ~rogbeer

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