It snowed for five minutes today so you know what that means?

IT'S FINALLY SNAZZY DOG COAT WEATHER.

(Also the brand is "BeaverCanoe" which is ... way up there in Canadian points)

@karlen Good morning fam. Servers breaking and paging me are trying real hard to drag me back to BeST times.

Lol look at the cheeky signpost. I could hardly self dox myself more.

*Slaps maple trees outside his house* These bad boys can fit so many bags of leaves in them.

people deserve a future where their tools do not betray them

Every time I go to America I think about how Americans seem like they don’t know they’re living in Dark Souls when the rest of us merely live in Shen Mue

I was just reminded of Miro ( getmiro.com/ ) — Miro was pretty damn cool when I was using it in 2010! Video podcasts! It felt like the future.

Now we have YouTube, and even though Peertube is trying to redecentralise things, it's kind of a shame to remember that this stuff was _already decentralised_ less than a decade ago.

Around 9h ago (when I went to sleep) the Sidekiq container on this Mastodon instance started using all the RAM and I've just killed it now. Sorry for anyone who wanted to use the service during this time -- computers are sneaky and wait until I am not looking in order to break.

@dayglochainsaw Waitress: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apples or bees?
Me: uh. Bees?
W: HE HAS PICKED THE BEES!!!
*The whole restaurant begins chanting "Bees. Bees. Bees." While pounding on the tables, a deep buzzing can be heard from the kitchen.

@fidgety Your display name knocked some dust off the Irish I learned in school. Can't remember "áit" but I remember marbh is death. 📈

ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US

@esden I am super psyched for the iCEBreaker to be available. Saw it on the CrowdSupply email the other day. :blobpopcorn: -- and your toots have inspired me to drag my old Cyclone IV board out and try and get Quartus to behave long enough to do some simple exercises.

This is such a pretty country.

Luckily people put big fucking signs on hills to ruin the views or we wouldn't get anything done.

flickr.com/photos/insomnike/30

Too many people fixated on building numerous Facebook replacement projects when what we actually need is exactly zero Facebooks.

Monopoly, the game of competitive capitalism, has Universal Basic Income #Showerthoughts

Friends, we must transcend the old world.

We forgot what we were.

We were so close...

Disregard the present, and make the cyber-occult utopia we were promised.

I have to say, since I got voted 73rd ‘coolest’ person in Scotland margaret has really shut the fuck up

The actual ROM looks patched too. What will I find?

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