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Would you rather have mild but constant tinnitus (ringing in the ears) or be infamous in history books?

📖 :police: ( 5.2c) Livestock are now allowed.

(Ordinance 9.15c) Trees must stop walking in the street.

📖 (Rule 2.16c) No reading in the ocean.

Hey baby are you an angle or a pastry? Either way you're a cutie pie

I have carefully calculated the amount of fucks that every townie gives:


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i can't believe virginia is fucking dead

you have more cybre at your fingertips than entire generations had in the past

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:cybre_glitch: cybre.space registrations are now open!

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1) Sometimes you have two of that chair, sometimes you don't

2) People passing by your home point at it and say to each other "That's where that shape-shifter lives."

3) You've told yourself, to your own face, that you're imagining things and there's no shape-shifter in your home

4) Mail arrives addressed to RESIDENT SHAPE-SHIFTER

5) (trick question) You've been able to change your own shape the whole time