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when ur daughter is running a ponzi scheme and you go to reddit asking how to best save face with the church, god bless america

My newest project:

𝓡𝓮𝓰𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓻𝓲 - an eletronic comb organ with built-in tape recorder based on modern javascript technology.

Use your modern browser (Firefox / Chrome / Edge) and MIDI controller or computer keyboard and/or mouse.

Try it at:

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@aral might I also suggest adding to nginx configs:

add_header Fuck-Google;
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imagine if mosquitos carried data like little flying USB sticks

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To understand why millennials hate you, you must understand capitalism. To understand capitalism, imagine being forced to play a game of Monopoly where one person starts with nearly all the money in the bank and all the properties… and what about you? Fuck you, that’s what.

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The nice thing about Node development is that if I want to waste some time, I can just spend hours upgrading my dependencies. Always a reliable way to feel like I'm doing something useful, when really it's just procrastination

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I keep two books in my bookshelf strictly to confuse anyone who inspects it. They stay beside one another at all times, and are of a small form factor... specifically to attract the eye of someone who may be looking for strangeness.

“Tacitus”. (In Latin)

“Olfaction in fishes”

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Sometimes when I'm helping a non-techie with computer issues, and the best advice I can give them is "did you try turning it off and back on again," I wonder if they think I'm not really trying to help them, or that I'm withholding some secret computer science knowledge from them. But no – this is the big insight! When you're a programmer, you realize that programmers don't really know what they're doing. All software is terrible. And our collective misfortune, as users, is to do battle with it

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Apparently an American who doesn't know Scottish is responsible for writing a significant part of Scottish Wikipedia, with hilarious results

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Things Covid has proven:

1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely

2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didn't want them to.

3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury.

4. Universal healthcare is a necessity.

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I love switching between VPNs and seeing how media outlets tailor their headlines depending on who they think the audience is. First image: CNN from Europe. Second image: CNN from America.


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First, we fucked up the world so badly that we invoked a Rage Against The Machine reunion.

Then we double fucked it so hard that they postponed it.


For fucks sake. I don’t know what to do here.

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