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Stayed up all night finishing this moon base illustration. Enjoy 😴 #illustration #scifi #art #space

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"In FORTRAN 77, variable names beginning with the letters I–N had a default type of integer, while variables starting with any other letters defaulted to real, although programmers could override the defaults with an explicit declaration. This led to the joke: "In Fortran, GOD is REAL (unless declared INTEGER)."" (From Wikipedia)

I'm, uh, huh????????

(This is from the "Humor" section, when have you last seen a "Humor" section in a programming language wikipedia)

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there already must be a lot of the Downfall bunker scene captions about Bruno Ganz dying i imagine
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8-character passwords can now be brute-forced by computers that can try all 6 quadrillion permutations in 2 and a half hours, but really, any good password system should lock the user out after the first quadrillion guesses. By the second quadrillion, it's probably safe to assume that it's not a legitimate login attempt.

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"Hey let's create a data structure where every new element references the last one in a cryptographically secure way so you can verify the entire thing from knowing the last element is good"

"Uhh so Git?"

"Nope, we add a requirement to waste energy to prove we wasted energy!"
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if you're having a bad day please enjoy this sick picture of animals doing yoga: a thread

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In the USA they have Donald Trump, Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Stevie wonder.
In Czech Republic, we have Miloš Zeman - no cash, no hope - no wonder

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Forget bitcoin, this is the only currency that matters

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for all the shit people give Gargron, you do have to recognize that he was so moved by the abuses of proprietary social media services that instead of working for a tech company and becoming part of the problem, he did something about it.

yes. Gargron is not perfect. but, none of us are. there is no single person who is absolutely free of sin.

yes. there's a lot of things I disagree with him about, like the 300k user instance that is mastodon.social, and the way half of Mastodon's features are designed.

but that doesn't change the fact that he chose to be part of the solution instead of part of the problem. and so, as part of my yearly review of what I'm sponsoring on Patreon I decided to give him some of those resources.
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"The Toynbee tiles (also called Toynbee plaques) are messages of unknown origin found embedded in asphalt of streets in about two dozen major cities in the United States and four South American cities." en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbe

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