Severák @severak@tiny.tilde.website

when ur daughter is running a ponzi scheme and you go to reddit asking how to best save face with the church, god bless america

@aral might I also suggest adding to nginx configs:

add_header Fuck-Google;

imagine if mosquitos carried data like little flying USB sticks

boost to pet the cat
＿＿
　　　　　／＞　　フ
　　　　　| 　.　 . l
　 　　　／` ミ＿xノ
　　 　 /　　　 　 |
　　　 /　 ヽ　　 ﾉ
　 　 │　　|　|　|
　／￣|　　 |　|　|
　| (￣ヽ＿ヽ)__)
　＼二つ

To understand why millennials hate you, you must understand capitalism. To understand capitalism, imagine being forced to play a game of Monopoly where one person starts with nearly all the money in the bank and all the properties… and what about you? Fuck you, that’s what.

The nice thing about Node development is that if I want to waste some time, I can just spend hours upgrading my dependencies. Always a reliable way to feel like I'm doing something useful, when really it's just procrastination

I keep two books in my bookshelf strictly to confuse anyone who inspects it. They stay beside one another at all times, and are of a small form factor... specifically to attract the eye of someone who may be looking for strangeness.

“Tacitus”. (In Latin)

“Olfaction in fishes”

Image from page 249 of "A text-book of agricultural zoology" (1899)

https://www.flickr.com/photos/internetarchivebookimages/20751637146/

Apparently an American who doesn't know Scottish is responsible for writing a significant part of Scottish Wikipedia, with hilarious results https://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/ig9jia/ive_discovered_that_almost_every_single_article/

Things Covid has proven:

1. The job you were told couldn't be done remotely can be done remotely

2. Many disabled workers could have been working from home, but corporations just didn't want them to.

3. Internet is a utility, not a luxury.

4. Universal healthcare is a necessity.

RT @disastrid@twitter.com

I love switching between VPNs and seeing how media outlets tailor their headlines depending on who they think the audience is. First image: CNN from Europe. Second image: CNN from America.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/disastrid/status/1238098196183777282

Kids...

First, we fucked up the world so badly that we invoked a Rage Against The Machine reunion.

Then we double fucked it so hard that they postponed it.

WE NEED TO GET OUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!

For fucks sake. I don’t know what to do here.

Unicode 13 adds Creative Commons symbols! This toot licensed under U+1F16D https://www.unicode.org/charts/PDF/Unicode-13.0/U130-1F100.pdf