big news! I have a ceramic store up at http://skull.supply
it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire
There's a web version of my Hypercard clicker game up at http://tilde.town/~selfsame/numberup/
if you ask me many of Americans will continue wearing the mask long after the cdc stops mandating it. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.
if i dolphin played the tuba, would it play it like this, or like this
still going to wear a mask because I don't want to inhale strangers' saliva
FPSSS (first person space ship salvager)
the CDC says you don't have to wipe your ass anymore!
back pain has never been so affordable
@selfsame fuckin' a!
@selfsame im sure the reasons are extremely obvious but i fucking love this
@selfsame fuck yeah my friend. I love those mugs. I'm gonna look things over here.
@selfsame fuck yes I will have a pot with bird legs now just as I have always needed
@selfsame [chanting] SKULL SUPP-LY! SKULL SUPP-LY!
@selfsame oh hell yeah
@selfsame "going to the skull supply shop, anybody need anything?"
Become your own boss by crawling inside your old boss
idk why ppl are hesitant to get the vaccine it doesn't even taste that bad
are you telling me a final fantasized this X?
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