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spoons are basically sort of just bowls on the end of a stick

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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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what's good for the goose is good for the gamer

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why does everyone in Untitled Goose Game walk like they pooped their pants

I love watching other devs use git, it's like seeing your friend put on pants and you're like whaaaat? legs first? I didn't know you could do that!?

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uspol, i mean holy shit is neoliberalism something 

if we all run into the library they can't stop us all

going to start signing all my emails with "regretfully,"

(meeting a banana for the first time)
oh! well aren't you a yellow fellow! and tall.. or long? are you, like.. taking a rest from standing, or do you live like that on the table? like a yellow, short, table snake.

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[clod of soil] [stick] [wet leaves]

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a necromancer in the seafood aisle like "fuck.. sorry! sorry! I'm trying to kill them again!"

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you have:
a scroll of remove mustard
half a lizard (cursed)

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"oh no this is my lunch briefcase" I exclaim, ravioli spilling all over the conference table. The CEO does not look impressed.

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sinceding blind
She had the morning formal character

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