selfsame @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

family vloggers are creating a new generation of fucked up child stars

when you make a post like "ugh i hate how windows is so slow to start up"

please enjoy this image from Hortus Sanitatis that I found in my downloads folder for some reason

A comic about a dog

human style fingers

bowl of dog milk

I long for when childish people are driven to messy ends

one improv game we played involved using a prop and acting to perform an impersonation that others would guess. my instructor had EXPLICITLY TOLD ME NOT TO PERFORM GIZMO THE ADORABLE MAIN CHARACTER OF THE GREMLINS FILMS because i had already done this and no child in my age group knows who the fuck that is.

in response i donned a pair of comically oversized sunglasses wider than my face and performed as "cool gizmo" for upwards of twenty minutes

taking pictures of the screen instead of a screenshot, time to send me to logans run boomer jail

I work most effectively in small bursts of productivity. 5 minutes of intense focus, followed by 10-20 years of spacing out.

awful that Jonathan Blow stuff is considered an artistic skill

nanowrimo (national notional writional motional)

I'm not going to call Twitter "birdsite" it's just Twitter we're all adults here