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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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incredibly cursed image, utterly haunting 

boris johnson made of hair

faster than light space travel achieved via giving the nose of the ship a conference call in five minutes and giving the tail one in 30 minutes. Time contracts at the nose and expands in the tail

some more Maurice Sendak that I really like, these are almost like zootrope animations

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Mario: Ok Luigi, lets-a go!

Mamma Mario: you don't want a nice fried egg before you go? Why don't i make you a nice fried egg..

And if I only could
I'd make a deal with Zeus
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be pushing up that rock
Be rolling up that stone
Be running up that mountain
Say, if I only could, oh

creative projects are like that hyrdra where if you manage to finish one off two more have popped up to replace it

Today, we’re unveiling the next chapter in our story:

Torment Nexus is now Nexy™ ✨

This isn’t just an updated look - it’s a whole new world of pain. We hope you’ll explore the future of torment with us at trynexy.scream

creative projects are like that hyrdra where if you manage to finish one off two more have popped up to replace it

The way I tell left from right is by flexing both arms and determining which is stronger.

The Torment Nexus will stop receiving firmware updates on January 1, 2022. Please upgrade to Torment Nexus 2.

I grew up in a firefly-less area and now live in a place with lots of fireflies and I can never get over how nonchalant people are about the hundreds of glowing unearthly green lights every summer evening

It’s like “oh yeah, all the trees talk here. They speak in riddles. They don’t do that where you’re from?”

Uber Shoe, it's an app, your foot can request a shoe

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