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spoons are basically sort of just bowls on the end of a stick

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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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A toilet asking you to "leave a positive review"

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deleted my gongfeed account. it was getting too loud. too many gongs. too much gonging going on all the time. i mean i know its CALLED gongfeed but people need to chill out with banging the gongs all the damn time on there

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lmao my bot-in-progress just generated this image. I feel like any permutation of the three labels remains true.

selling is a conspiracy by the
companies to sell more

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Geet should get a 0 day bounty for the piss post

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it's the year of our lord 2020 and software still cannot cope with long strings

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am i misunderstanding or did approximately 69kb of data break mastodon

is it 1970, what's happening

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horse catamaran it's like a horse with a little side horse for stabilization

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It may sound overly technical and scientific, but through the power of tanks, we could shoot metal bullets at Godzilla

Utah Park Rangers Discover Mysterious Panel inside Louvre: "It looks like a person, but flat"

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