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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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if you ask me many of Americans will continue wearing the mask long after the cdc stops mandating it. the mask i refer to is of course the clown's mask.

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if i dolphin played the tuba, would it play it like this, or like this

still going to wear a mask because I don't want to inhale strangers' saliva

the CDC says you don't have to wipe your ass anymore!

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@selfsame im sure the reasons are extremely obvious but i fucking love this

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@selfsame fuck yeah my friend. I love those mugs. I'm gonna look things over here.

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@selfsame fuck yes I will have a pot with bird legs now just as I have always needed

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Become your own boss by crawling inside your old boss

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idk why ppl are hesitant to get the vaccine it doesn't even taste that bad

are you telling me a final fantasized this X?

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