selfsame @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website
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spoons are basically sort of just bowls on the end of a stick
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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire
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There's a web version of my Hypercard clicker game up at http://tilde.town/~selfsame/numberup/
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I've also never played minecraft but it's constantly funny to me that it's the only brand in all of existence that got less evil after being bought out by a big tech company
shouting out "here in, duck berg" after every bible verse the preacher reads
(tossing a turnip at a rat)
🎵 I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was 🎵
can't believe the year is half over already
nostalgia is a hell of a drug
ohh i get it it's called a roomba because it cleans the room
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these pretzels are cloacan me thirsty
<poo>
<pee></pee>
</poo>
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Silphium is an extinct plant which once grew in North Africa. In the ancient Mediterranean, it was used as a seasoning, perfume, medicine, aphrodisiac, and contraceptive.
It was the main trade item from the city of Cyrene in what is now Libya. Silphium was so important to Cyrenese trade, the plant was stamped onto their coins. Some of those coins show only the seed pods of the plant, which are heart shaped – and some people speculate this may be where the now ubiquitous heart symbol originally came from 💚
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the skull, also known as the brone (brain bone)
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sure computers are pretty neat but can they do this? *shits into a toilet*
interrupting a zoom meeting because you "can't find your mouse cursor" then spending the next half hour with your face up to the cam saying things like "where is it??"
Linux da Vinci
take a follower leave a follower
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it's easy to make propaganda about places when the actual sources are written in all characters but latin
I hope this email never finds you
feel like that gamer chair deposits an egg inside of you while you're playing call of duty
what's that disease called where you keep opening web sites?
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tip for newcomers: you can type words for your posts using your keyboard
