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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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It would be funny if instead of getting games to run at 60 fps we figured out how to slow our brains down

my opponent and i bowed before our samurai gunn match that was a nice little moment

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This random rooster kept showing up in my yard today, so I set up the most Wile E Coyote-ass trap to get rid of him

When will I know that the Adobe Creative Suiteification has started?

me (pastes text into email)

google: I have copied all the style and formatting and inserted that as well!

me: ...

google: your cursor is actually inside some hidden elements and as you keep typing it will be in this pasted style

me: .....

google: to avoid this first paste into the urlbar, recopy, then paste into the email

me: ...........

(CIA agent feeling the pangs of a guilty conscious) Uh hello boss? I'm being attacked.. yeah some kinda invisible microwave.. yeah on the brains

dogs probably think they are people, but like exceptionally cool people and when they see another dog they are like "uh oh another cool guy"

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all the mugs were in the dishwasher and it took me 20 minutes to go 'hey wait I make mugs there are literally boxes of them in the other room'

Thinking about if instead of a model train you had a big model of an American parking lot plaza

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