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*staring at code*
aha there's the problem.. code
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"Entropy always increases" I mutter, mixing the peas into the mashed potatoes with my fork
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Tom Clancy's Dune
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Say you're knitting a sweater for a friend and they want to pay you for it
You gotta be sure to also charge for the time you spend on it, in addition to the cost of materials
Then add a margin for profit and a little extra for "no questions asked"
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when you go to tqke a drink of something but it's empty but you still have to go thru the motion of drinking
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I can't stop seizing the day
I have carpal diem syndrome
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longtime apple, first-time sauce
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As nervous as a rat in Alberta
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Jodorowsky's Shrek
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Is the Pope hibernating? Do bears preach in the woods??
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been looking at the Mellified Friend for so long i now get confused if i see the regular mastodon elephant friend
inventory:
a Potion of Resist Potions
a Wide Sword (+3)
a Scroll of Summon DJs
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I bring my own keyboard to work, it is already the loudest one there but I like to lay a megaphone next to it while I type for amplification purposes. This is why I'm the alpha male of the office.
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The world needs more buttons & dials & grabby bits of all kinds
imagine sideways stairs for when you wanted to go left or right
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my neck, my back,
my goblin dagger
and thieves sack
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how do we not all know about the USSRs trial and subsequent execution of god
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Super Working Princess 2
a conceptual art store
