selfsame @selfsame@tiny.tilde.website

spoons are basically sort of just bowls on the end of a stick

it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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There's a web version of my Hypercard clicker game up at http://tilde.town/~selfsame/numberup/

what's good for the goose is good for the gamer

I love watching other devs use git, it's like seeing your friend put on pants and you're like whaaaat? legs first? I didn't know you could do that!?

daily clay that's the week!

if we all run into the library they can't stop us all

going to start signing all my emails with "regretfully,"

(meeting a banana for the first time)
oh! well aren't you a yellow fellow! and tall.. or long? are you, like.. taking a rest from standing, or do you live like that on the table? like a yellow, short, table snake.

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[clod of soil] [stick] [wet leaves]

a necromancer in the seafood aisle like "fuck.. sorry! sorry! I'm trying to kill them again!"

you have:
a scroll of remove mustard
half a lizard (cursed)

daily clay

"oh no this is my lunch briefcase" I exclaim, ravioli spilling all over the conference table. The CEO does not look impressed.