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white people love building houses for their cars

wait I think I have exact change *starts pulling ravens and crows out of pocket*

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Unfortunately, as you probably already know, computers

I've got two lazy susans and a microphone

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not a cell phone in sight
just the interstellar vastness

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Not a cell phone not in sight, just no people living

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FOSS/tech company secret plan (Don't open if you're Bill Gates or Tim Cook!!) Show more

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can't wait for neoliberals to embrace the feedbag, can't wait to slurp up my oat goop with kale sauce at my desk and then get statistics on my phone about how fast I slurp up my oat goop with kale sauce

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everyone talks about the .com bubble when are people going to start talking about the .horse bubble?

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what is a man? a miserable pile of jecrets (jean secrets)

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legally in Arizona if you see thr "leaving city limits" signs, you're now in pvp outlaw country and you nor your inventory are safe until you return.

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millennials are killing the inexorable march of time!!
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I Have no South and I Must Complete my Yearly Migration Route

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