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(the invention of dogs)
hey this wolf bites a bit less

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*staring at code*
aha there's the problem.. code

imagine reverse ants, constantly bringing you little bits of food

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my concept of adulthood is based on Rockos modern life

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dads love old songs by bands called Mannfred Mann. they love to know about "jack who lives in the back," they love harpsichord pop. dad's love the postwar memories of englishmen

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Here's my controversial stance on invasive species: we should just take a bunch of every plant and animal, distribute them all across the Earth in a grid spaced at 1000m intervals, and let them all figure it out

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*back to work voice* whelp these Stack Overflow answers aren't going to paste themselves

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I put my anarchist in baby overalls, am I a dinosaur?

every single question online about Quaternions has an answer like "first of all bitch.."

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gamedev 

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If you boil a funny bone, you make a laughing stock

every C in Sargasso Sea is pronounced differently

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be the annihilation screaming bear you wish to see in the world

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Me:
Coffee: dont talk to me till ive had my sleeper awaken

stack overflow for dogs

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2849 when will my human return?
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