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"Entropy always increases" I mutter, mixing the peas into the mashed potatoes with my fork

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I like the toots that are easy to figure out

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fantastic teeth and how to eat them

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Help, I cannot stop snorting at "it's a car in a very small tunnel"

Elon musk here, with a tube™ full of spaghetti™

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everything runs on computers, therefore i am an expert in everything -the actual thought process of big brained computer nerds

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*very Alan Turing voice*

buddy, they won't even let me halt it

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3 geese in a trenchcoat at the bakery counter, realizing they have no idea how this part works

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the newest growth industry in america is manually doing nature's job for her. cadres of identical workmen building birds nests, eating worms, feeding birds worms. the birds can chill out as our specialists fly south for the winter on their behalf

3 geese in a trenchcoat at the bakery counter, realizing they have no idea how this part works

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pronouncing pineapple like minneapolis

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