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spoons are basically sort of just bowls on the end of a stick

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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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hate to say it but Pinterest is great for artist references

a comic of an archaeologist in the future giving a lecture and their student asks "what happened to them" and the archaeologist says "too many streaming services"

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family vloggers are creating a new generation of fucked up child stars

if i was sisyphus i would simply stop pushing the boulder

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when you make a post like "ugh i hate how windows is so slow to start up"

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I long for when childish people are driven to messy ends

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horrific moment of personal embarrassment, improv 

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taking pictures of the screen instead of a screenshot, time to send me to logans run boomer jail

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I work most effectively in small bursts of productivity. 5 minutes of intense focus, followed by 10-20 years of spacing out.

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awful that Jonathan Blow stuff is considered an artistic skill

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I'm not going to call Twitter "birdsite" it's just Twitter we're all adults here

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