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here's all my toots starting with the word 'imagine' I'm so sorry

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spoons are basically sort of just bowls on the end of a stick

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it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire

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ceramics shop talk ++ 

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Watching the time crawl by until I realize that a centipede has stolen my watch

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bet some people have the cilantro-tastes-like-soap gene but still think it's delicious

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broke: having the cilantro tastes like soap gene

woke: not having the cilantro tastes like soap gene

bespoke: having the cilantro tastes like soap gene and liking cilantro anyway

me: uh i need like.. tensorflow 1.4 or 1.5
pip: never even heard of tensorflow
pip3: yeah I'm pip same answer
internet: oh try python 3.8 x86_64
linux: ahhhahaha this guy wants a specific python version hahaha

hilariously comical how hard it is to get a python package installed

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reading "want to feel old?" memes and solemnly remarking, "i want to feel old"

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I REMEMBER WE WERE DRIVING
DRIVING IN YOUR CAR
THE SPEED SO FAST IT WAS LIKE I WAS DRUNK
THE CITY LIGHTS LAY OUT BEFORE US
AND YOUR ARMS FELT NICE WRAPPED AROUND MY SHOULDER
AND IIIIIIIIII HAD A FEELING THAT I BELOOONGED
IIIIIIII HAD A FEELING II COULDDD BE SOMEONE
BE SOMEONE
BE SOMEONE

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just had to look up how to write an 'else if' statement in python if you're wondering how my professional software engineer ass is doing today

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@Pixley hey we are gonna drop large bones we find onto your sidewalk from great heights so we can break them and eat the marrow. Thank you. We are ospreys.

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not sure if this has been done 

changing careers to be some kind of fiber artist before that Y2038 bug hits

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capitalists will pay you good money to replace yourself so they never have to pay you again

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having fun at target!!! just peed on an xbox

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Hey people, hit us up with your best small-scale ecotopian visions. Not the grand, world-defining ideologies, but some more local level wholesomeness 💚🖤❤️🥰💚🖤❤️

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