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"Entropy always increases" I mutter, mixing the peas into the mashed potatoes with my fork

and the camera pans over fancy clocks and furnishings to a fireplace with an armchair next to it and Mario is in the armchair and he puts down his Cognac and leather bound copy of Plato's Republic and folds his fingers and looks at the camera and in a calm and subdued voice says "It's a me... Mario"

I like the toots that are easy to figure out

Sel's getting all Oracle of Delphi tonight

How to Emordnilap Your Palindrome

I wonder how many babies one could take on a plane, there has to be a limit right? Where the TSA is like Sir I don't care if they all have boarding passes you can't bring 12 babies through security how are you even carrying this many?

Wait is it Python with a hard or soft 'P'?

that thing when you're a kid and a book mentions some food you've never heard of and you imagine it to be the most amazing thing in the world then one day as an adult you come across it like *this* is treacle?? this tastes like fart honey what the heck

"Magnets, how do they work" Haha that's so dumb every body knows that, it's the.. uh.. magnetic fields.. you know.. magnetism..