yer pal alex just flicked his eyes to the top right of a paperback book he was reading to check the time in the book's "menu bar"

a necromancer in the seafood aisle like "fuck.. sorry! sorry! I'm trying to kill them again!"

TIL why adding an emoji to your sms suddenly chops your character limit (per message) from 160 down to only 67

(outing myself as an old man who carefully rations his sms's like they still cost ten cents apiece)

(brb writing an angry blog post about the absurdity of the "premium ringtone")

To all GNU project members past and present. I want to hear from you. Please email me.

hotline miami is the tragic "where are they now" story of childhood video game star kid chameleon in adulthood

🧠 the word "tune" was originally just shorthand/slang for "attune"

👨 what really

🧠 yeah the same way "tude" is cringey hippie dad slang for "attitude"

👨 haha ew

🧠 so any time you say or use "tune" in music, signal analysis, or anything else it should feel just as embarrassing

👨 oh wow i

👨 wait

👨 ...

🧠 don't spoil it with facts

👨 no, "tune" has been around since the early 14th century and came from "tone" how long did you spend thinking about this thing you just totally made up today

I wish someone would pay me $30/hour to set up community networks tbh

I dunno, just fuckin paying people to quit their nonsense jobs for websites or Jamba Juice and instead paying them $30/hr to install solar panels, plant trees, build high speed internet, retrofit buildings and build up public transit would solve a lot of problems I think

Free software, post-RMS 

holy crap, I think I figured out how to play Nomic online

> If you care about the future of free software, this is the most important time to get involved in the last 25 years.

crab with person hands. it snaps its fingers

front door spider has built her web at a different angle last night, so if i stoop to the left i can exit without getting caught

i am 1000% sure this was done out of compassion and we are certainly BFFs now ❤️❤️❤️

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