spent all weekend preparing to host social event today, just a low key get-together for 9 of my 4yo's school friends and their parents

i mean it was low key because it wasnt a music blasting kegger but there was 5 hours of pre kinders running around, jumping on beds, arguing over toys, screaming the whole time

it went well, inconsequential, guests seemed to enjoy it, i was pretty comfortable throughout, felt tired but good afterward

fuck yeah brain pills, doing their job properly, all right

👨 🖩
👨 huh
🧠 what
👨 the cheapest ec2 box you can get, a t3a.nano, is $1.28/month if you pay for 3 years up front
🧠 woah i wonder how much stuff could we pack into 512mb of ram
👨 yeah if we had time to carefully design...
🧠 oh! let's make something with websockets!
👨 calm down, maybe when we have time
🧠 oh! let's build it in elixir!
👨 yeah we have other things to finish first
🧠 no wait, build it in rust!
👨 ugh i shouldn't have looked
🧠 make it send notifications through a service worker!

attach and detach are pronounced like mach

otherwise they would be spelled like thatch

OK everybody, we have just 2 days to raise $17k. We have no marketing or campaigns staff @conservancy so we count on you to spread the word. Please help!!


I'm at the deadbeef


I'm at the babecafe


At the XOR deadbeef babecafe

The gravitational curving of space-time by the combined mass of the regular and dark matter of a foreground galaxy cluster have caused the light from galaxies further away to be bent into the arcs seen here in this Hubble image. This is gravitational lensing in action.

this looks really cool; a programming language where all code is published in a global append-only database of functions; when you call a function you are just invoking the local name you've assigned to a content-based hash of its code.


no actually I'm a Software Developeur, it's a whole other, much fancier, thing

every time @selfsame hits me with a particularly potent shitpost i remember this toot, imagine a look of smug self-satisfaction, and lament "damn he got me again"


having a garlic and marinara smoothie at the Italian gym

perusing the Fedco seed catalog and found the 4 freedoms for free software repurposed for seeds!

"OSSI (Open Source Seed Initiative) opposes intellectual property (IP) provisions
that restrict what OSSI has identified as the four seed freedoms:
1. The freedom to save or grow seed for replanting or any other purpose.
2. The freedom to share, trade, or sell seed to others.
3. The freedom to trial and study seed and to share or publish information about it.
4. The freedom to select or adapt the seed, make crosses with it, or use it to breed new lines and varieties."

love it!

👨 hey internet i want to learn about the low-level mathematical foundations of assembly line optimization. hit me with that heavy shit

📄 the strong catfish causes the weak swarm of sardines--who we previously thought of as a flock of birds--to better themselves, by changing social loafing and inspiring community

👨 wat



that Goya painting but the owls are trending hashtags on twitter

imagination abandoned by reason produces impossible monsters such as bats, a large cat, a small cat, and owls

status: waiting for the super-glue holding my glasses together to set

doing household repairs, so first i have to 3d print some parts, as one does

(tiny comb gears for vertical blinds)

2020 is the year of Linux on the Desktop because only GNU/Linux users run desktop machines anymore

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