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fedi, I'm interested in learning electronics, but don't know anything about electricity aside from the difference between current and voltage. Does anyone know a good introduction course (free or not) that can help get me up to speed on that, that isn't like a full-blown, electrical engineering degree but does get to at least some detail?

gvim's default aesthetics are so good that i've aliased "vim" to "gvim" in my dotfiles lmao

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this "more perfect dos vga" font that comes with chicago95 is so good

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crypto is short for "cryptography"

if you want a shorter word for "cryptocurrency", the word you are looking for is "ponzi"

Honestly programming in pico8 has like given my brain a different way think about things for my c89 shenanigans lol. Specifically enums in C in combination with other data structures lol. Cant really pinpoint it, but yeah

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been noodling on and off since sunday, just not documenting as thoroughly. now we have an actual car model with spinning wheels and a text overlay 👀

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growth hacking is when you make things shrink when they shouldn't, right?

Hello I am CEO of FundMe. A company that prides itself in creating software that makes donations easy for its users.

3 percent of all donations go to charity, 96 percent to pay FundMe developers 350k a year, and 1 percent to all of our valued donatees

Copyright person comes in: "I've heard you two have been pirating my HTML pages"

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Tech bro replies to the reply guy: "you don't need a vps. Sometimes I go the au-natural route and freeload energy from oil rigs"

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Life tip: reply guys are actually just well-actually guys in disguise

Reply guy pops around the corner: "WELL ACTUALLY, you could host a mining server on a CHEAP $50/month dollar VPS"

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Tech bro before leaving: "If you have any questions, here's my email and pgp key"

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Tech bro notices homeless person on the street: "oh it looks like you need bitcoin. do you know about bitcoin? It solves economic problems"

Homeless person looks up

Tech bro: "All you need is a 3000 dollar server for mining bitcoin, a home to keep the server, a degree in computer science to get things set up, a 1000 dollar electricity bill to keep the server running, a very expensive cooling system for it, oh and you'll need to burn down 7 rain forests!"

Homeless person looks at camera

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"in the future, computers will be so powerful that they'll be able to solve bullshit math equations to generate fake money incredibly quickly"
"that sounds... bad"
"It is"

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