Intellectual Property is when you dress up a peanut in a top hat and a monocle and get a lawyer to make sure no one else ever does this
Oh yeah well what if the peanut's wearing the monocle on his head and the top hat over one eye? Checkmate, Barrister!
@selfsame intellectual property is spending hundreds of millions of dollars protecting the reputation of an irrelevant cartoon mouse
@selfsame surely this will promote innovation
@selfsame now now, you forgot the key part: doodling a smiley face onto the peanut in marker pen
@selfsame harberger taxes on all intellectual property now plz