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Hello town.

I like writing code in and . I work for, building software for churches. I have a beautiful wife and two amazing kids, so I talk about them sometimes too.

I am not very good at memes. There, I admitted it.

I have tried Mastodon a few times before, but it didn't really stick. Hoping to give it a bit more time this go round.

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9 to the race of Men

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But they were all of them, deceived. For another ring was made.


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Leftover hamburger patty for breakfast? Yes, I think I will.

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I would frequent the heck out of a cafe with comfy chairs and a big bookshelf full of nicely printed and bound copies of all the RFCs.

We're doing database cutover of our biggest app to Aurora MySQL in a few minutes. 🤞

>Reach and go but never throw.

My son may have misunderstood the his lifeguard training.

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You are the peanut butter to the town's jelly. We fit so well together!

Working means being able to put my shoeless feet on the desk while I'm working. Then they go tingly and I'm reminded about my age and poor circulation.

@SDF can you delete the 'seven1m' account so I can sign up using it? Looks like my other account was deleted.

Just found a couple 2-year-old PRs on some GitHub repos I apparently hadn''t been watching. Oops. Is there a way to see all PRs on every repo you own?

So cold outside! The snow didn't stick around, but the temp did.

I'm slowly replacing drives in my RAID enclosure with 2TB drives. It's fun swapping drives out of a running system and watching it go to work rebuilding.

“I believe I can teach a person the mechanics of programming in a very short time. The hard part of programming isn’t the coding.” —mempko

Hear hear!

tfw you keep pressing the ‘Freshen Up’ button on the clothes dryer because you forgot to hang up clothes

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introducing the worlds smallest mobile solar powered #gopher #tilde site with just 267 active users. solar battery is swapped out every 16 hours. proxy access at #new #introductions

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"Work on something that matters, if only to you. 
Work on something that helps people, even in small ways. 
Work on making things understandable."

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