@selfsame I really like the idea of using 3 types of meat, so each third of the sandwich has 2 overlapping meats

@The_T yeah I was thinking peanut butter, jelly, and some kind of theoretical third spread

@selfsame mayo, and then you spin the sandwich and eat a random side. 1/3 chance of death.

@selfsame wait 2/3, I can't do math, this is a terrible idea

@The_T @selfsame wouldn't it be 2/3rds chances of death?

33.3 it's pbj
33.3 it's pbmayo
33.3 it's mayojay

@The_T @selfsame worse. only 1 of 3 will be pb&j, the other thirds will be "peanut butter and mayo" and "jelly and mayo" both of which would kill anyone instantly.

@selfsame @The_T though i suppose philidelphi cream cheese could work

@alys @selfsame i was going to make a joke about this being subliminal functional programming propaganda but this is much better

@selfsame The Brits have something called a Toast Sandwich: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sa

It is not nearly as interesting as your design. I may need to confuse my spouse & kids by making yours... I'm thinking Peanut Butter on one, Jam on a 2nd, and a Hazelnut Chocolate spread on the 3rd.

@nasser @selfsame i mean, imagine the next iteration where it gets sliced across its axis and you get #sandwichstars

@selfsame although it looks interesting this is suboptimal in respect to the area of the ingredients by 0.5 of one slice. I think it would be too much bread.

@selfsame .hg if there's a mistake within the same region, this food will erase it for you

Actually this method is scalable to an arbitrary number of slices of bread 🤔

Food 

@grishka @selfsame

Where can I find a table of bending radiuses* of different types of bread?

* phone corrected this to radishes which is not far off...

@selfsame i'm sure i've seen a photo of one of these before but i have no idea how i would find it again

@david @selfsame this. I have been searching, but it's all club sandwiches. And I know I had the picture on my old dead phone...

@category @selfsame

Reminds me of a South Australian I worked with in Canberra years ago.

Every day he'd try to explain to the cafeteria how to make a SA-style double-cut roll, and every day they'd get it wrong in new and amusing ways. This looks like one of their creations.

@dentangle @category @selfsame Years ago I had a boss that was immensely particular about how she liked her tea. I only once got it right. On her last day...

@selfsame sadly I can't get it to stand on two ends like that but it does work if you put it on its side

@selfsame sometimes your mild mannered façade makes me forget that you moonlight as a staggering genius philosopher-king, i always enjoy these occasional reminders

how about a four-bread-slices hyperbolic tetrahedral sandwich

mathworld.wolfram.com/Hyperbol

@selfsame loving this revolutionary glutinous beast

food, shitpost 

@selfsame

@riotmuffin happy to report that this is an imminently viable construction, had to consume it rotationally.

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