Santa is just the fruiting body the real Christmas stretches for miles under the permafrost

@wicche haha i know i'm on to something when wicche does a double take

baaad joke with games and guns 

@selfsame Last.. *check loots* Of give u my Uz i..

@selfsame Christmas is part of the process by which nature breaks down the dead matter of Thanksgiving

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