haha holy shit this Etruscan statue from 300 BC
"you may not like it but this is what peak physical condition loo..."
@selfsame yeah that's just the Best
@selfsame the original concept art for Slenderman
@selfsame long boi
@selfsame This guy has to remove a lot of ribs before he can pull a Marilyn Manson.
@selfsame 😮 long
@selfsame 'I want a girl with a short pedestal and a loooooooooong etruscan statue'
Patron: So I want like a guy
Patron: but like a super long, tall guy
Artist: got it
Patron: and his junk? Perfectly normal.
Artist: I'm writing this down
@selfsame I see you found one of the two trunkless legs
@selfsame goodbye etruscan boar vessel, hello etruscan t a l l statue
@selfsame L O N G boi
@selfsame DRR DRR DRR
@selfsame 🎶 lo-ong, lo-ong maaaaaaaaaan! 🎶
Customer didn't provide much bronze.
@selfsame whoever made this was a memer
@selfsame he longgg