Doctors hate this one weird trick (putting ziplock bags of motor oil in your cargo shorts pockets and then going to the doctor's office and yelling "oh no it's happening!" and rolling around until the ziplock bags burst and motor oil gets all over the floor and sliding around the floor yelling "the baby, the baby is escaping!")

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