just imagine it
wait this is basically just a brontosaurus
@selfsame wow i really dont like that
@selfsame did the ceo of mastodon put you up to this
@Pawdraig yes :(
@selfsame i'm imagining it
@selfsame mammalian duck
@selfsame imagine a horrible goose breeding these for pit-fighting or home security
@selfsame Brontosaurus had teeth, I would go for Edmontosaurus.
@selfsame looks like a platypus missing its tail.
@selfsame ah yes the duck-billed/footed/bodied platypus
@selfsame wow I really like that
@selfsame it can't fly, but boy does it swim
@selfsame delete this
@selfsame Apex predator
@selfsame that's a weird looking platypus. But, honestly, not _that_ weird.
@selfsame that’s just a platypus
@selfsame Ok but how would it wear pants
@selfsame that’s a platypus.
@selfsame he could appear in DOOM ETERNAL
@selfsame imagining this in motion is surprisingly difficult
(i managed it up to a point where it got stuck in a tree chasing a squirrel, then i failed when it flapped its wings indignantly as we grabbed it to bring it down)
@selfsame thanks I hate it
@selfsame a European plateaus
@selfsame we have 4 way chicken 😎
@selfsame this would probably turn you into a pile of worms if it looks at you in the eye
@selfsame Their expression says it all.
@selfsame so cursed... so beautiful...
Next up: opposable thumbs.
@selfsame I love him
@selfsame i would sincerely have preferred not to
@selfsame would a duck wear pants like this or like this
@selfsame aren't ducks already like this?
@selfsame i can see it scampering. like some kind of terrible otter
do i have to? this isn't going to get better, you know... :3
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