ok wait imagine a duck with four feet and no wings

@selfsame imagine a horrible goose breeding these for pit-fighting or home security

@selfsame Brontosaurus had teeth, I would go for Edmontosaurus.

@selfsame that's a weird looking platypus. But, honestly, not _that_ weird.

@selfsame imagining this in motion is surprisingly difficult

(i managed it up to a point where it got stuck in a tree chasing a squirrel, then i failed when it flapped its wings indignantly as we grabbed it to bring it down)

@selfsame this would probably turn you into a pile of worms if it looks at you in the eye

@selfsame i can see it scampering. like some kind of terrible otter

@selfsame

do i have to? this isn't going to get better, you know... :3

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