what eats apples and has problems putting its pants on?
@selfsame A seahorse mermaid?
@ThackeryDyer 🤔 huh yeah that could work
@selfsame just a normal seahorse
@Pawdraig holy shit I had no idea!
Is it Sea Horse?
@selfsame Every Greek legendary figure
@selfsame surf and turf?
@selfsame For your consideration:
@pentaro haha perfect
@selfsame Lower part seahorse, upper part human: a classic Atlantis resident.
@selfsame Centaur but the top half is a fish person.
@selfsame oh that would be pretty mixed up in between. Fish face, human body, horse legs would be a smart mix.
@selfsame wait but then what is a hippocampus?
@selfsame Seahorse (+rider)
@ais05 daaang this is great
@selfsame Sarah Jessica Parker playing Ariel, in the movie 'The Little Mermaid' 😂
lewd cursed shotpost
@selfsame imagine like a centaur but instead of a massive dick, they got a giant mermaid tail there
@selfsame imagine like a centaur, but each of the four legs is an individual mermaid tail
@selfsame imagine like a mermaid, but instead of the flipper at the end, it’s just a single giant hoof
@selfsame I don't know what they're called but you see them in fountains
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