Bilbo Baggins: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
Other Hobbits:
@selfsame bilbo's blazed out of his hobbit gourd on the pipeweed again
@selfsame I've thought about this one a while and I think it's a compliment?
@selfsame Gotta be quick to follow that one
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@selfsame bilbo's blazed out of his hobbit gourd on the pipeweed again