Bilbo Baggins: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Other Hobbits:

@selfsame bilbo's blazed out of his hobbit gourd on the pipeweed again

@selfsame I've thought about this one a while and I think it's a compliment?

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