it's-a-me, old mario *feebly steps on goomba* I cant-a retire
young Mario, he just knows if he puts in extra hours stomping on goombas the boss will notice him and he'll be rewarded with that promotion
@selfsame That's just because every time he gets 100 coins to his name he spends it on junk he doesn't even need.
@neal No, no the joke here is that if Mario lived in our reality of late stage capitalism he would have to labor his entire life and still be in debt for basic necessities.
@selfsame Would he still vote against universal health care?
Isn't this basically Metal Gear Solid 4
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