Mastodon backwards is No Dot Sam, could be something there?
@selfsame I was .sam was a TLD
@selfsame No Dots Amok, H. Corn Egue (???)
@selfsame probably a hidden URL that leads to an alternate internet
@selfsame setting up my new instance at no.sam
@selfsame Prehistoric giant elephants with internet access and names like Sam confirmed.