I can never find it, but back during all those clown sightings there was an article where a sheriff was telling people not to worry because "he believed it wasn't real clowns, just people in clown outfits" and I think about that all the time
@selfsame I will never sleep again.
@selfsame my father, being the privileged lunatic that he is, actually dressed up as a clown on halloween of that year and turned himself into the police. curiously it all seemed to go away after that..
@greg he completed the prophecy
@selfsame the sheriff knows something we don't 🤔
@selfsame I think you need to be licensed or certified or something to be a clown. can't have just anyone engaging in that level of japery
@BestGirlGrace right, just can't stop thinking about the alternate terrifying interpretation
@selfsame when you go to cop school, they teach you about the secret underground clown race
@selfsame The Sheriff Was In The Pocket Of Big Clown
@selfsame Real clowns ARE people in clown outfits, though, aren't they?
@selfsame i can at least verify the existence and reality of that moment if not help you relocate it. what a horrible concept to introduce as a trembling anxiety between the lines, rando sheriff
@selfsame I remember that too! I think they thought Killer Klowns from Outer Space was a documentary.
I remember getting into it with a couple of local police department's PR people, and getting some of the more sensational and nasty press releases around my home town rescinded or edited.
Shortly after that we started flooding the #clownspotting hashtag with photos of performers from our troupe, and in solidarity clowns from all over the world started sharing under the same hashtag.
Have a look, you might still find some.
It was murder for our marketing plans, but a huge moral win.
A bit of America being what it is when it is being it's worst self. About a year before the IT movie remake release, news stories across the us started appear about creepy people dresser as clowns being sighted skulking around various places.
Turns out most of these were hoaxes, and many people suspect it was inspired by a PR stunt for the upcoming film.
That was my take on the sightings. Clowns are, generally, joyful innocents. To twist that image is a perversion. To use such a perversion to traumatize and create fear willfully is a form of terrorism by definition.
Plus, it's just uncreative. There are way scarier things in this world.