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ola. :ms_shark: Melon Computer is doing a third Minecraft exhibition :) Submissions (images or text) should go to: tower@melon.computer

Deadline: 30 Sept 2021

every time a youtube lets player says her name out loud it makes me feel VERY weird

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i dont want morality driven identity politics. i want power driven identity politics. what i'm saying is give trans people swords

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printing hundreds of business cards but they all say "sorry you saw my balls online"

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ola. :ms_shark: Melon Computer is doing a third Minecraft exhibition :) Submissions (images or text) should go to: tower@melon.computer

Deadline: 30 Sept 2021

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they just fucked up my info when they entered it in the birth register. it's not my fault doctors are so bad at assigning gender. maybe they should stop doing it

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my hobby is aggressively referring to my name as my "real name" in front of confused cishets

train company: LEGAL NAME AND GENDER ONLY otherwise say BYE BYE to getting a travel card
me: what if i get a business card
train company: go on
me: it's for my employee, who is also me, but using my actual name and gender
train company: absolutely! of course ma'am

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bank: you MUST register with your LEGAL name! none of this TRANS GENDERED CRAP
me: what if i register as a business?
bank: no problem of course
me: what if the business name is my actual name, the one you don't want me to use?
bank: absolutely not a problem at all

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religious life in the Stolen Islands: I gotta chop a limb off and grow it back by Tuesday and I don't care if it's mine or yours. what am I doing with this disinterred body? fertilizing my fucked up haunted orchard, obviously. you seen that monolith? there's eggs in there

secular life in the Stolen Islands: I'm really into farming mushrooms and using geysers as a power source to drive mills. would you like some fish? some worked metal? how about laser guns and arcane machinery?

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just putting it out there: fuck mental health!

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just got back from my checkup, my doctor medically diagnosed me as a "little bitcj boy". He even spelled it like that. Is that good

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I think "you have a natural talent for streaming" is one of the bigger insults they've given me

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