train company: LEGAL NAME AND GENDER ONLY otherwise say BYE BYE to getting a travel card
me: what if i get a business card
train company: go on
me: it's for my employee, who is also me, but using my actual name and gender
train company: absolutely! of course ma'am
religious life in the Stolen Islands: I gotta chop a limb off and grow it back by Tuesday and I don't care if it's mine or yours. what am I doing with this disinterred body? fertilizing my fucked up haunted orchard, obviously. you seen that monolith? there's eggs in there
secular life in the Stolen Islands: I'm really into farming mushrooms and using geysers as a power source to drive mills. would you like some fish? some worked metal? how about laser guns and arcane machinery?
I think "you have a natural talent for streaming" is one of the bigger insults they've given me