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reasons my compute doesn't shut down

❎ systemd

☑ linux going like heyyyyyy firmware pretty pls shut down the compute okay? but the firmware says: no

dumb jokes about spiderman 

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pinhook mimicing @nilaky : We're sorry, but something went wrong - dripped wax in my neck fusing together, cuz i felt like it succeeded

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I don't know, this was semi inspired by that "be water my friend" line from bruce lee
here's a remix:

youtube.com/watch?v=0EygqL--RW

you have to think like the bike spokes
bespokes

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portlandia skit / dmv / youtube link 

I found a sticker for sale online that says
GAY[4]
DAY[9]

cuz day[9] is a streamer or something for starcraft

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that feel when you wake up on your day off and panic about getting to work on time: fg: current: no such job

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seltzer? tap? sorry, I hydrate the natural way, by sinking a taproot several inches into the earth and absorbing water into my body via osmosis

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!!fuse nin soup: I'm so tired I put double-number nails in foodie-approved and ate it like it was double-number inch tofu ropes cuisine

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music nonsense 

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~nilaky has updated their : Day of Fate ~Spirit VS Spirit~ Lyric Video (Unmei No Hi English Cover) | Team Four Star < youtube.com/watch?v=9OZ-yNdKw3 >

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🔥 🍜 Witches Brew: bacon-sliced C:\ and gravel in hot ham water with arcane yogurt

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🔥 🍜 Soup-of-the-Day: hams and bread-raw oatmeal in yogurt

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