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when they talked about sending us to the camps i didnt know it would be like this

OH NO! CARMEN SANDIEGO HAS STOLEN YOUR will to live!

lmao good, that鈥檚 the sound of the guillotines sharpening in the distance dipshits

i鈥檓 not sure what鈥檚 more annoying... an attractive person who doesn鈥檛 know they are attractive or an attractive person who knows they are attractive

Prussian police delivered this report after spying on Karl Marx. I feel seen.

Broke: Garfield Minus Garfield
Woke: Garfield replaced by Kiddy Kong

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