ear strain 

for those confused as to how to pronounce XÆ A-12, here is a helpful guide

auspol, ukpol, uspol 

australian politics: fuck me, gotta get the pubs open so people can use the pokies¹ and watch the rugby. how good are the sharks?²

uk politics: show solidarity with our unhygenic tousled adult child leader and his new baby child, by downloading the government hospital app made by spies

us politics: between “leave the house only to vote for your chosen sundowning sexual assault guy” and “armed invasion of government buildings” is the happy medium called freedom.

im becoming a monk in self quarantine. no booze. no sex. two meals a day. intensive study of graphics libraries

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