"theresa may wanna be like branson making p from airplane traffic"

There is a Policeman Inside All Our Heads; He Must Be Destroyed

Why do Americans love acronyms so much? Why can't they just forget the word for everything like I do 😀

friends of masto, if I wanted to distribute a software pipeline containing perl, python (with some required libraries) and R (with some required libraries) would docker be a good way to do this? Right now I am using a conda env but I feel like a container might be easier.

Really great to visit a phlogiverse aggregator and three of the new posts are feels engine from tilde.town. Really nice thing y'all did, @vilmibm and @endorphant πŸ’“

Is supporting ie11 in 2019 human bondage? If so fucking @ my boss

eBay is so useless, I just tried to look up lighters and if gave me 13,1037 matches! πŸ”₯

Know there's man out there sending for me. Trust they're going to get patterned up quick πŸ˜‚

The more i think about it, the more I understand how the humble helicopter is a affront to the Christian God

imagining a proddie northern Irish man slagging off northern irish catholics for not finding the queen kawaii

What sort of deviant played roller coaster Tycoon for the campaign?

If you're line spacing changes when I add an emoji 😀 especially for just that line πŸ˜ͺ. buddy. We are gonna have a problem πŸ’₯

Another day another catfish slipping in my LinkedIn DMs trying to get man to go to a predatory conference in the far east

Imagine chuntering from a sedentary position πŸ˜‚ couldn't be me like 😀

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