top judo-kin in the whole prefecture, a pug dog irl
do you have a little token on your keyring so you can unlock carts the supermarket without having to put a coin in? you might be white
@jumblesale @firstname.lastname@example.org @tahnok tbt -- http://tilde.town/~insom/lgtb.txt
jacket (jean jacket)
might solve a mysteryor rewrite historyduck talesyear zero
can't believe I wasted all this time brushing my teeth when I could have been, er *checks notes* contributing to capitalism
be the person insom believes you to be
in wedding ubahn stationon the u6 platformthere is a kioskwhich sells pretzelswith butterand the butter runs through the pretzellike jam in a doughnut
there is still magicin the world
How to Tell if Your Relationship Makes You Depressed
selfsame as a service
Townie of the day:~emmahttp://tilde.town/~emma/
maybe the last time you saw Star Trek: Data you unfurled a happy face and said 'good morning'
*hilarious voice* oh no
if abraxas were still with us, he would have enriched our lives in completely unimaginable ways. I miss him all the time.
really enjoying how quarantine is giving me more time to discover new hobbies. really getting into "smoking"
lost my job at the durex factory for not drawing cocks on the whiteboard
I was falling in love with an aviation energy manufacturer but jet fuel can't melt my heart
don't talk to me or my son ever again until we've had our coffee
coming out of plato's cave and I've been doing just fine
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