adding "elemental weakness" to the "animal" template on "wikipedia"

smoking a 100 cigarettes a day to get put on the vaccine priority list

mans razors are called things like “the Wolfenstein Xillion Blade”. womans razors have names like “Somedays™ Personal Shame”. nonbinary razors are called things like “Mackerel Madness” and “What Happened To The $70,000 We Raised At The Telethon” and “The Hazelnut Man” and “Dog Mystery” and “French Gmail” and “Carole King Ex-Directory Phone Number” and “Super Sausages” and “Mind Your Own Business Andrew” and “Circumference Of The Average Tangerine” and “Booty Slammer” and “Terrible Evening” a

in this spanish nursery rhyme, a duck learns about the class struggle during a trip to the market, and in this spanish nursery rhyme, a duck learns about the class struggle during a trip to the swimming pool

you and me baby ain't nothing but hitler's deadliest dinosaurs so let's do it like they do on the history channel

waiting for the ads to load so I can read the article respectfully

welcome to my german apartment. this is the corridor which connects all the sub-corridors where I do all my living

miss me with the hustle, what gets me out of bed in the morning is the bustle

of pokemon you think, "ok so what is 'pokemon' and how do I tell the stories from the past to these images which are stored in my shitty hard drive"

I'm the pippin of the group. the gigantic fuckup. gandalf getting tired of my shit.

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