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me @ everyone on mastodon when i don't get the attention i so desperately crave

~joe boosted

III% refers to the small percentage of American colonists who made fake social media posts online because they knew lying about black people with guns is the only way to get their racist friends to pay attention.

~joe boosted

I would like to be friends with myself

Tres veces te engañé
Tres veces te engañé
Tres veces te engañé

La primera por coraje
La segunda por capricho
La tercera por placer

~joe boosted
~joe boosted

just posting here to say that @jumblesale is an amazing human being and i miss him :blobaww:

why do some of y'all like shane dawson he's ugly af

~joe boosted
~joe boosted

how many of y'all wanna come and pop this zit on my back

my triceps and delts are too developed for me to reach it

~joe boosted

I want to know why it is so important to have a shit-free asshole in the Charmin Bear universe

I demand answers dammit

~joe boosted

Elon Musk gets divorced and his ex-wife moves to Italy 

~joe boosted

Waluigi's dick looks like a crinkle cut french fry, and you can take that to the bank

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