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justice for george 

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justice for george 

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covid-19, shitpost 

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wheel of discourse, turn turn turn, show us the lesson that we should learn. wheel of discourse, spin round and round, show us a topic we should drive in the ground

corona fears, anxiety, health mention 

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'bee movie' but every time the mention a human cultural thing parodied by bees a murder hornet kills like 10,000 bees

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Doctors hate this one weird trick (putting ziplock bags of motor oil in your cargo shorts pockets and then going to the doctor's office and yelling "oh no it's happening!" and rolling around until the ziplock bags burst and motor oil gets all over the floor and sliding around the floor yelling "the baby, the baby is escaping!")

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Uncut Gems is about the secret, lucrative world of foreskin appraisals

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Computers UHH
(HUH LOOK OUT)
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing

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