Good morning, this image is at the top of a New York Times article about celery juice, and it looks like a shitpost

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tech bros can be so fucking entitled over conference rooms

Please don't demand content warnings from strangers. Content warnings are a sort of social contract between an author and their followers; if you are not happy with how someone chooses to use them, do not follow that person or outright mute them, or mute words.

One of the most alienating experiences on Mastodon I've observed is when someone posts about something they're passionate about or is part of their identity and the first response is "please cw that" from a complete stranger.


Anytime I hear someone say "that's one yike from me" I feel like punching the fuck out of them

Listen I don't know if Fredo is a term of contempt or not among Italian-Americans, but you have to concede that Chris Cuomo has some pretty fucking juicy tits

skinny white girl on snapchat: BRUH WHAT THE FUCK YO

my straight son, a skinny white boy, came to clean up my room today

I'm tired of skinny white boys who want everything done for them and who shoot up places.

If a racist complains about someone's accent ask them how many languages they speak.

a local paper in portland has prompted me to post this reminder:

antifa isn't about media optics it's about combating fascism. those don't always correlate. antifa might have bad media optics, but they are still shutting down fascist gatherings online and off on the regular

lewd, gross 

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