Aaron Brady @insom@tiny.tilde.website

Can’t wait for the apocalypse so I can live in a library

HURTS TO SIT
BACK IS A FUCK
👴 👵 Born Before 1989
I am stretch man
410,757,864,530 BULGED DISCS

forced to write a toot every day lest Rumplestiltskin come and steal my cellphone

How huge a dork am I? I set up Gitea and Jenkins on a computer in my garage and they do CI builds of my mechanical keyboard firmware any time I push a commit.

Honestly in the wake of KNZK, my best advice is to grab ten friends and just start your own instance. The fediverse is best when everyone has a "small town" to call home.

Google seems to think that only Enterprise customers deserve to control their own computers or have privacy. If you use Chrome, it's time to switch browsers.

https://9to5google.com/2019/05/29/chrome-ad-blocking-enterprise-manifest-v3/

coffee cup that says "don't talk to me, talk to the person holding the cup"

MILKSHAKE DAN, WHILE HURLING HIS MILKSHAKE INTO THE SKY: Nigel Farage if i have to die you will have to die!!!
NIGEL FARAGE: Who The Hell Is That
BODYGUARD: that's Milkshake Dan, sir. he's a major player in the milkshake scene
NF: What

every shape is a triangle if you think about it wrong

I have taught my son that opening up the inspector on any webpage and adding "contenteditable" to the body tag allows him to freely type the word "butts" anywhere on that webpage and I have a strong suspicion that this knowledge will shortly spread to his entire school

I hope I never learn the story behind this