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damn girl are you socrates? bc it's fun to read about your antics later but i get the impression that trying to have a meaningful conversation with you would be a nightmare

I like that my new Kindle has the white text through grey look that early 90s laptops had. Reminds me of my youf.

that's me in the corner
that's me in the spotlight
that's me in the combination corner/spotlight


If anyone was wondering how Late Stage Capitalism was going, I just passed a Domino's delivery car that's also a Lyft

Crazy hearing Americans discussing Portmeirion on a podcast.

I tried to say hi to like four people on birdsite today and the noise was so overwhelming all around with the favs and complaining it was like trying to eat out of a blender whilst still blending

if i were chumbawamba, i would simply not get knocked down so as to not need to get back up again

Please may I keep my body heat I made it myself it took a lot of work

maybe she's born with it

maybe it was gifted to her by unspeakable horrors

I dunno if you lot know this about me but as well as fixing coin-ops, I run a little indie multiplayer text adventure game at Have done for just over ten years now. No ads, no creepy addictive game mechanics, kept alive by voluntary donations.

I'd really appreciate a boost, 'cause Project Wonderful shut down earlier this year, and we could do with some word of mouth.

honestly though, mastodon instances are run and moderated by real people who care about the network, to the point of often paying their own money out-of-pocket to run their instances.

the *one* time i've had to report a post, my instance admin messaged me directly to let me know the action taken about it.

don't be shy to report. it works here. the rules aren't there just to keep things advertiser-friendly.

welcome to mastodon. don't be a dick. hug your local mods/admins.

"I would switch to Linux but Apple are just so good at usability!" says someone who has never tried to download a _free_ app from the Canadian app store with an account who's currency is Pounds Sterling but who's billing address is Canada.

Saw a down-and-out in Seattle last night. His sign said not "I need food" or "I need a job" but "If you’re reading this, you’ve been in coma for almost 20 years now. We’re trying a new technique. We don’t know where this message will end up in your dream, but we hope it works. Please wake up, we miss you.". What could this mean?

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