the second time I've hit a 365 day streak and I can still say almost nothing coherent 

¡Hola! ¿Quieres salir a cenar con nosotros mañana? Siempre te ayudo a cocinar el arroz. Empezemos a trabajar en una fábrica el lunes. Ellas quieren aprender a volar una avion pequeño. Por supuesta!

btw there's a section of wikipedia's history of Gilbert & Sulliven called DODGING THE MAGIC LOZENGE

tldr: Gibert wanted to write an opera about a magic cough drop

thinking about this:

>If a factory is torn down but the rationality which produced it is left standing, then that rationality will simply produce another factory. If a revolution destroys a government, but the systematic patterns of thought that produced that government are left intact, then those patterns will repeat themselves. . . . There’s so much talk about the system. And so little understanding.

ROBERT PIRSIG, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Hear ye! Open call for participants!

🍍 is hereby an official OMGASM Golden Apple Seed Mission. 🍍

All you have to do to participate is to Put Things On Top Of Other Things, and post your work and tag it

fight ENTROPY!!
invest in POTENTIAL ENERGY!! ⚡

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one time I shook hands with a guy and noticed a Hand Of Eris tattoo on his wrist peeking out from the cuff of his shirt.

Later he offered me a job, and I said no.


😴 TIRED: bbq jackfruit

😳 WIRED: bbq jillfruit

🤩 INSPIRED: bbq themfruit

Why is there no volume control anywhere on 😠

wait wait, the leader of one of the largest white supremacy groups in the us is a dark skinned afro-cuban? wt-actual-f

is my new favorite virtual tabletop? mmmmmm, maybe! 🦉🐻🤠

Sex on Netflix's Bridgerton 

At what point do you think the show writers knew they were going to take their relationship from demure glances and stolen kisses in the first half to "Where's he going to put his cum!?" for the entire second half.

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Taking my Christmas skates out for their first ride. I don't think I've ever owned a pair of inline skates before. I only fell down once!
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