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Potion seller. I'm going into battle. I need only your strongest ______

omg and the mimic's name is Chester. ("Chet" for short.) Because A) the obvious "chest" pun, and B) "Chester" literally means "walled town" !!!!!!

a game where the entire town is one big mimic.

I've tried all my life but I've never been able to make hash browns and I've never been able to make pancakes.

my hair keeps doing this thing where like ugh whatever

The first dnd character I ever played was a brooding edgy monk.

I just rebooted him for a one shot as a wide eyed 11 year old child. "Jeepers, mister!"

Hey Dad, my friend's got some new ninja swords!
Is it cool if we slash up his place?

the lyrical genius of rivers cuomo

> When I was younger
> I used to go and tip cows for fun, yeah
> Actually I didn't do that
> Because I didn't want the cow to be sad
> But some of my friends did
> They were all just a little bit wicked

things are now in motion that cannot be undone

headline: mentions millennials, boomers, or any "generation"

me: *violently apathetic*

if you wanna be a wizard first you need a pointy hat 🧙‍♂️

vandalism: ruining/destroying things just because you can

inverse vandalism: creating/making things just because you can

my daily routine is being told Some updates did not install, and answering Try again later.
every day. forever.

sometimes I wonder about Weezer, where they are, what they are doing, what they are thinking about.

a warlock whose patron is their collective patreon subscribers.
"They allow me to create great content, but I have to come up with creative ways to appease them and continue to win their favor...."

sometimes I feel like I don't really have Imposter Syndrome and I'm afraid everybody will find out I'm a fraud.

even now there are boomers being born.

boomer is a mindset not an age.

when you position your plate and utensils just right to avoid injury that's ergoNOM-NOM-NOMics

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