the year is 2029. the ceaseless march toward media conglomeration continues unabated.

after many hours spent tracing a byzantine web of corporate ownerships, you realize that Disney now quietly owns WikiFeet. "Emma Watson's big toe is a Disney Princess" you shout in Town Square block #467 of the Metaverse.

the nearby crude 3d polygonal bushes all morph into identical Goofys wearing riot cop gear. this is your third strike.

there are already enough artists/musicians/etc making art for society, so i'm just gonna go ahead and never do anything creative again these are the lyrics to "your heart is a muscle the size of your fist" by Ramshackle Glory 😯

@kelbesque i don't understand why it would be racist to get a japanese tattoo? (as long as it's not gotten with a disrespectful intention i guess?) maybe i'm daft, but i feel like all cultures should be (respectfully) shared and can be enjoyed by all who are interested? otherwise we all miss out on a heck of a lot of neat people / culture / things

It's okay if you didn't get it all done today.

hand floor and the B For As Long As You Are Alive, Once You Start Brutaling Your Takahashis, You Never Stop -- There Is Just A Longer Interval Between Unhappys. M

the goal of art is to impress the greatest quantity of the people with the deepest pockets

"time to pretend" kids > "oracular spectacular" kids

I trained a char-rnn on podcast titles, and here are the (raw) results:I trained

some of my favs:

15 Bills 1 Money
36 Minutes In World with Dr. Showing
46 Monets Podcast
A Hom Thing Managagy
A Phecist Well-Podcast
Beyond Show - the Podcast

cc: @janellecshane

it would be such a hoot to "make" personalized lootcrate-esque boxes for friends and family, or maybe for other people — if i can learn enough about them to make relevant boxes.

i wish i could get paid somehow to make art for friends, but i wouldn't want them to pay me.

was supposed to be making stuff for LA Zine Fest these past few days. but i've barely made anything i can sell. because i keep making gifts for people.

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