the year is 2029. the ceaseless march toward media conglomeration continues unabated.
after many hours spent tracing a byzantine web of corporate ownerships, you realize that Disney now quietly owns WikiFeet. "Emma Watson's big toe is a Disney Princess" you shout in Town Square block #467 of the Metaverse.
the nearby crude 3d polygonal bushes all morph into identical Goofys wearing riot cop gear. this is your third strike.